The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen
May. 22nd, 2006 06:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dykestarWhat do you get when a trashy cut-rate stripper website decides to start carrying plus-sized clothes? Why-- badly photoshopped images of lingerie and costumes, of course!!! Can anybody tell me why most of these "plus-sized models" appear to be suffering from shrunken head syndrome and the beginning stages of Violet's full-of-juice condition from Willy Wonka? Anybody? Have a theory? Cuz I got nothing.
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Date: 2006-05-24 12:08 am (UTC)and we'll be lolita'd to the MAX, of course.
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:05 am (UTC)Especially since I have yet to be killed by these margaritas. I'll have one the size of my head! :o It's true, I can finish a jumbo margarita.
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:08 am (UTC)Well I can't have tequilla but *all* their drinks are excellent so I think it'll be a fun outing :) See you Friday afternoon-- say around 2:30 or 3 so you can come right from school?
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:18 am (UTC)I used to detest tequila in anything except a margarita due to an unfortunate episode in high school (INVOLVING THE WORST HANGOVER EVER)...but recently me and Jose kissed and made up.
I always like looking at the stuff at Ragstock. Sometimes I find awesome stuff there.
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:23 am (UTC)I'm-a make it all laaaaacey :P
2:30 at the Belmont stop it is! Let's meet in the station at the bottom of the stairs (that way the guard can keep an eye on my frilly butt if I'm early).
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Date: 2006-05-24 01:33 am (UTC)And yeah, the AP ripoff shirt is a must. I should rape mine with all kinds of lace, too! I have about a billion yards of cotton lace lying around.
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Date: 2006-05-23 04:43 pm (UTC)Whoa.
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Date: 2006-05-23 02:09 am (UTC)It looks as if she went a little crazy with those programs that let you see what you'd look like with different hairstyles.
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Date: 2006-05-23 02:15 am (UTC)*cries*
(and i'm also of the school of thought that if your teddy is both crotchless and cupless, you really might as well be naked, and you'll probably look better.)
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Date: 2006-05-23 04:36 am (UTC)*is "some people"*
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Date: 2006-05-23 04:49 am (UTC)so yeah, pointless frills are ok, just don't wear them while badly photoshopped, with a disproportionately small head.
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Date: 2006-05-23 04:57 am (UTC):p
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Date: 2006-05-23 11:53 pm (UTC)I don't think I've ever seen boobelas typed. Thanks for changing my life! :-D
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Date: 2006-05-25 01:31 am (UTC)Its caiden formerly caidensrevolt, but I stepped back from lj for a long while thanks to drama. Now I'm back on again since I started t and I will have a much higher chance of documenting it on the computer verses in a hard copy. Add me back again? please.
peace,
caiden
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Date: 2006-06-09 11:33 pm (UTC)kathy
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Date: 2006-06-16 04:26 am (UTC)just email newxero@gmail.com if you still want them
:)
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Date: 2006-07-04 04:00 pm (UTC)http://www.jeffseidman.com/before_after.html
This is my favorite!
http://www.jeffseidman.com/img/transformations/enlarge/m_18.jpg
LOLOLOL.
:O I added you btw, DON'T KILL YOUR DOG.
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Date: 2006-08-09 05:02 am (UTC)Other than that, it's annoying in that, "Wait, I want to see it on a real fatty like myself damn you stupid morons!!!" kind of way.