[identity profile] lil-pandi.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm ammused how "black peper and white pepper" became more of a racial thing x.x it's freaking pepper, and white peper isnt even white it's more of a khaki!

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
TRUST ME it was a metaphor for everything going on in that show. nobody's more "white pepper" than Martha! Hahahaha! Nobody's more khaki than her, either! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[identity profile] falling-empress.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
but white people aren't white either :P

[identity profile] lil-pandi.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
no, but in that context, black people arnt black eithere, but black peper actually is black, so it really dosnt work if i'm following your logic the way i think i am?

[identity profile] valkyrie-chan.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see RuPaul on Paula Dean? Hilarious!

And, did you get my message about my Christmas party? I haven't seen you in so long!

WAT?!

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)



Also, I won't be able to make your Christmas party because I'll be in San Francisco :( I am sadface :(

Re: WAT?!

[identity profile] valkyrie-chan.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, I'm so sad! At least I have RuPaul teaching me how to be an diva to make up for your absence.

Re: WAT?!

[identity profile] deeplystirred21.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i * heart * Ru

[identity profile] paraplegic.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH! I saw this on the news the other day! WTF!?

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
HOT MESS. That's what it was!

[identity profile] turbo-san.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. That's amazing. The most awkwardly hilarious episode of Martha ever.


Jesus Christ, even her pepper is racist!

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not racist-- the white pepper is just FANCY. Because white=FANCY and black=ghetto... DIDN'T YOU KNOW!?

[identity profile] manmadememories.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This made my day! I love how she was asking him about how he talks, and he's like "even my kids don't understand" and then she was like trying to use the words to talk with him...oh martha!

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I am hoping this will lead to a long list of rap artists appearing on the martha stewart show... SERIOUSLY, that would be awesome!

[identity profile] princessrugger.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME. i think snoop should be a regular guest on her show.

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
me tooooo!!!!!

[identity profile] maschalismos.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...

[identity profile] missnightshade.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO! That made my day!

It made me remember this:

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
this is just all kinds of disturbing. O_o

[identity profile] falling-empress.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
lmao martha and snoop
fucking ridiculous

[identity profile] miyu-sakura.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
I love how she had to resort to talking about Obama because at that point there was pretty much no ground she could step on that Snoop was not going to turn into shit. That said they are comedy gold and there should be a reality show about them living together called "B&W Spice".

And yes, I too am surprised that Martha didn't pull a glock on him.

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't have been a glock. It probably would have been an antique derringer and as Snoop was spread out dying on the floor she would be telling the audience all about how she'd had it restored so that, after hundreds of years, it still fires like the day it was made. O_o

[identity profile] deeplystirred21.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
that is hiliarous

[identity profile] j9isawesome.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never even seen white pepper before (guess I'm just not fancy enough), but man that was funny.

[identity profile] dykestar.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it... and Snoop's right, black better totally tastes better!