Still a Chanel Girl...

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

Although I still think the phrase "Killing the House of Chanel" is not an overstatement when it comes to you, I have to give you props for your latest collection, especially since it started with this dress, which is so fucking gorgeous that I wanted to be at the show just so I could rip it off the model's body and run away waving it through the air and giggling manically.

*ahem*

I mean. Good work, dude.

Love,
Me.